Vandalism Intrudes on a National Holiday

I want to recognize what I am sure is a band of young dunces who used Independence Day as an occasion to blow up and destroy the mailbox of my next door neighbors.
These good people will now have to uproot their weekend and spend a significant amount of money to repair the damage you did, but who cares?  You were able to have some laughs over something idiotic and juvenile, your cowardly action serving to have an impact on an upstanding family of this community.
I hope it was worth it to you to ruin someone's holiday and that your cowardly badge of honor is something you will carry with you always.
Perhaps on some upcoming adventure the device will explode in your hand.  I wonder if anyone would be laughing then.