Congratulations! You made it out of bed already today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat.
Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day—the best and brightest of Upper St. Clair Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel world!
Rufus $4
"Meet Rufus ... carved from basswood and only 4 1/2 inches high but what a mouth! Always something to say to needle you:
'Lord, It's hard to be humble.'
'Eat more possum.'
'Kiss my grits.'"
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National Geographic Magazines - 1984 $25
"All 12 months of 1984, good shape, only serious buyers and no further discounts."
Enchantment Picture by Antoni Ditlef $300
"Frame slightly beat up, but picture is fine for collector."
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Curb Alert - Aquarium Supplies
"These items below will be in a box on the side of the road. The filter pads have never been used. The pump works fine. I had to permanently take down a family member's aquarium."
This says it all $3
"This 4-inch refrigerator magnet from Texas always brings a smile."
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